So here you write your updates or whatever you want.

You can do it as long as you want cause it got a scrollbar.

Use <"br"> (without ") to separe a line from another.

Someday a girl is gonna give you a flower. You got that? A flower. And you have to help her Nick.

16th Apr ♥ 1037via
Push;

dancys:

Would you rather… [x]

16th Apr ♥ 45407via
omg seb; hahaha; this press tour is a gift;

hartcondition:

yzma:

zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*

That’s it. That’s Greek mythology.

16th Apr ♥ 117850via
basically yes;

captainamericafangirl1992:

I AM NOT FUCKING OK RIGHT NOW! YOU KNOW WHAT I’M THINKING THIS IS? This is just NOT ok…Wasn’t #The Winter Soldier bad enough? I mean come on Marvel…our hearts are so beyond broken.

16th Apr ♥ 2038via
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!; age of ulton;

markoruffalo:

i understood that reference

16th Apr ♥ 42159via
cap 2; pulp fiction;

16th Apr ♥ 995via
this hurts me; grant ward; phil coulson; agents of shield;

buckybuns:

For my ragtag friends on twitter who are always up to shenanigans. (Also needed this out of my head.)

16th Apr ♥ 2264via
Sam totally would buy the Oswald ears; natasha romanoff; sam wilson; Steve Rogers; Bucky Barnes;

prettylittletmi:

Would you rather have Tony Stark’s mustache or Thor’s abs?

16th Apr ♥ 21151via
LOVE this cast; Scarlett Johansson; Chris Evans; chris hemsworth;

Wipe him.

16th Apr ♥ 8096via
WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO THIS!!!; my heart cant take this!!!; bucky feels; Bucky Barnes; Steve Rogers;

― Captain America 2: Best Brodown ―

hawkeyesex:

Welcome one and all to the Brodown. A competition that pits Russian Spy against Russian Spy against … dude with awesome wings, I forget what his military position is … in the quest to become CAPTAIN AMERICA’S BEST BRO.

The challengers are:

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 Natasha Romanoff a.k.a. Black Widow a.k.a A Crap Ton of other Aliases

Strengths: Sass. Girl Power. Probs reminds him of Peggy and shit. Could fucking kill her competitors in four seconds if we allowed that sort of thing.

Weaknesses: No.

History in Competition: Once stole the SATs together. 

Special Skills: Finding a hair straightener literally anywhere.

Strategy: Get Steve laid.

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Sam Wilson a.k.a. Falcon

Strengths: Will do anything Cap says. No, like, anything. Like at all.

Weaknesses: Will do anything Cap says. No, like, anything. Like at all.

History in Competition: Steve was on his left.

Special Skills: Owns a hair straightener even though his hair’s really short so you know he got game.

Strategy: Bond over losing a bro in war.

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James Buchanan “Bucky” Barnes a.k.a. The Winter Soldier

Strengths: Was the Bro Steve lost in war — take that! Really pretty eyes.

Weaknesses: Really bad at eyeliner. Wants to kill Captain America

History in Competition: Returning Champion (Runner up: Howard Stark … there wasn’t much of a fight)

Special Skills: Sometimes he remembers his own name and stuff.

Strategy: Please.

16th Apr ♥ 141via
hahahahaha; perfect post is perfect; cap 2; sam wilson; Scarlett Johansson; Bucky Barnes; Steve Rogers;
UKZ